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| Author: | Larry D [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Let's hear em, and please keep em' clean! |
Heard any good coon hunting jokes or funny stories lately? Here's one of my favorites. Seems there was this guy looking for a good coon dog. So he saw an ad and set up a hunt with this guy. Get's to the guy's place and they are getting ready after viewing all the hounds and the guy selling the hound comes outa' the house with a monkey on his shoulder. Buyer ask, "What's the monkey for?" Seller replied "Oh that's Killer, I'll show you.' So they go hunting, hound tree's, and the owner reaches in his pocket and hands the monkey a small pistol. "Watch this." he say's..."Kill that coon." Monkey swiftly climbs the tree and bang, out drops a big coon. Well the buyer is so impressed he forgets all about the hound. "How much you want for that monkey!" He ask eagerly. "I'll give you a thousand dollars right here and now!' He proclaims. Well the deal was struck and off this guy goes with his brand new killer monkey. Soon as he gets home he calls a buddy. "You get you a hound?..."Naw, but have I got something to show you!" So they go hunting and buddy keeps asking about the monkey. "You'll see, you'll see." Well hound trees and killer gets the pistol and up the tree he goes. "Watch this!" But nothing happened. Twenty minutes later down climbs killer and BANG, shoots the hound that was still treeing. Needless to say there was dang near another killing in the woods that night. Next day the guy calls and is really chewing out the guy who sold him that killer monkey. Finally the guy get's a word in edge-wise. "You left here in such a dang hurry I didn't get a chance to warn you. Only thing that monkey hates worse than a coon is a lying coon dog!" Your turn! |
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| Author: | blue2011 [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's hear em, and please keep em' clean! |
Lmao |
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| Author: | fordallen69 [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's hear em, and please keep em' clean! |
Anybody got one of them killer monkeys for sale Sent from my SGH-M919 using Ohub Campfire mobile app |
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| Author: | Pahuntandhound [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's hear em, and please keep em' clean! |
Jerry clower jokes never get old Sent from my DROID RAZR using Ohub Campfire mobile app |
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| Author: | cole redbone [ Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Let's hear em, and please keep em' clean! |
That's pretty good there would be a lot of dead dogs though. |
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