My dawg jes’ wantsta
Be a dawg.
Don’t want no fluff-
No poodle puff.
Jes’ me an’ you
An’ scratchin’, too,
Jes’ me an’ Dawg,
Jes’ me an’ Dawg.

Don’t need a can, no,
Fresh raccoon
Is jes’ his thing
A little tang
And barbeque
Is all I need
To feed my dawg,
To feed my dawg.

Don’t need a bath,
That stinky thang
Can’t abide
No soap and rag
He likes to reek
And I don’t nag
‘Cause he’s my dawg,
‘Cause he’s my dawg.

Don’t bother me
With Pookie Poo,
Tiny wimps that
Can’t even chew.
I’m happy an’
My dawg is too,
My dawg is too,
My dawg is, too.